We are officially halfway through my abnormal accumulation of Kenner Give-a-Show slide comics! Give yourself a high-five! Woo!
Today's comic features that looney Gooney Bird in the rhyming revelation "Rare Snare"!!
On another bright and pinkish day in the jungle, as an exclamation point erupts from his head, the Gooney Bird hears a van screaming for help! What could possibly be the matter?
Wait a gosh durn second! Theres a lion in that van! Oh my (insert preferred deity here)!!
In a fearless demonstration of fortitude, our hero the Gooney Bird soars in the air, and right down in front of the van! The plundering poachers are surprised to see our friend, and take chase. He's worth a bundle! (SCREE!)
They swerve through the palm trees, faster and faster, when, without warning, the van drops down into a gigantic, pink hole in a calamitous catastrophe!! (SKRUNCH!)
The Gooney Bird has won the fight! The lion is free! Our silly smugglers fell into their own trap!
And that, my friends, is the story of the Gooney Bird.
Now, pass in your Algebra homework.
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