Today I'm going to share with you a videotape that makes me very happy.
The videotape is called Chéz-Zam, and it is by far, the greatest thing to have ever happened... EVER.
I case you couldn't tell by that beautifully creepy cover up there, Chéz-Zam is an entertainment/party group that is some crazy messed up mixture of Cirque du Soliel, CATS, Studio 54, The Rocky Horror Picture Show, and 89 hits of acid... and a whole buttload of cocaine.
Why am I even trying to explain this to you with mere words?
Take 13 minutes out your day and check out the entire Chéz-Zam promotional videotape below, and find out what Chéz-Zam is really all about –
Freakin' Alan Alda.
I'm not entirely sure there's anything more that I can say – it's just perfect.
Also, I'm about 78% sure this is Clemmy from RENO! 911.
If you can believe it, these Chéz-Zam folks are still around... and if someone doesn't hire them for my next birthday party, I'll be thoroughly disappointed.